Total Medals Earned: 678 (From 156 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,485 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/430 points)
Collect 3 Stars
Complete 5 Levels
Complete 10 Levels
Collect 10 Stars
Complete 20 Levels
Collect 25 Stars
Collect 50 Stars
Complete 30 Levels
Collect 90 Stars
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
ARRGH
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (155/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.